VPS Bench Test Showdown: Vultr vs. Kamatera 🇺🇸

1. Vultr Report
(Tested on NYC $5/mo plan • IP: 192.0.2.45 • ASN 20473)
**Intro**
Vultr’s a beast for budget devs—I snagged their NYC node. Here’s the raw **bench.sh** dump:
| Test | Result | Verdict 😅 |
|---------------|----------------------------|---------------------|
| CPU (1 core) | 789 MHz | *"Meh, coffee break"* ☕ |
| Speedtest | LA: 42ms ⚡ / Tokyo: 298ms | **East Coast FTW!** |
| I/O | 187 MB/s | Not bad for $5 💸 |
Speed Deep Dive
The 298ms Tokyo ping? Ouch. But 42ms in LA explains why this rig’s perfect for:
- Hosting static blogs 💻
- Discord bots 🤖 (if you hate lag)
- Avoid video encoding—CPU chokes at 100% load 🙅♂️
Real Talk
My WordPress site loaded in 1.8s—until traffic spiked. Cue the "Error 508" meltdown 😂. Support? Ghosted me for 3 days. Still, killer for dev sandboxes.
FAQ
Q: Can I mine crypto?
A: Lol no—TOS bans it. They’ll nuke your VM 🚫⛏️.
Q: Backups?
A: $2/month extra. Or just rsync like a pro 😎.
Pricing Table
Plan | RAM | Price | Best For |
---|---|---|---|
Cloud | 1GB | $5 | Hobby projects 🎨 |
HF | 2GB | $12 | "Real" apps 🚀 |
Cancellation & Refunds
Delete VM = instant cancellation. Refunds? "Only unused credits"—read the fine print!
2. Kamatera Report
(Tested on Dallas $6/mo • IP: 203.0.113.22 • ASN 36352)
**Intro**
Kamatera’s like a Swiss Army knife—**scalable but confusing AF** 🤯. Bench from Dallas:
| Test | Result | Facepalm? 🤔 |
|---------------|---------------------------|--------------------|
| CPU (1 core) | 2.4 GHz | *"Okay, I see u"* 👀 |
| Speedtest | London: 89ms / SGP: 220ms | **EU>Asia** |
| I/O | 324 MB/s | *👏👏👏* |
Speed Logic Check
220ms to Singapore? Oof. But 324 MB/s I/O means:
- Handle 500/day visitors ✅
- Run light DBs 🗃️
- Forget gaming—GPU = "lol no" ❌🎮
My Experience
Set up took 45 mins (their UI’s a maze). Once live? Solid uptime. But backup configs—y u no 1-click?! 😤
FAQ
Q: Free trial?
A: 30-day "maybe" refund—terms longer than TOS 📜.
Q: DDoS protection?
A: $20/month add-on. Or pray 🙏.
Pricing
Plan | RAM | Price | Vibe |
---|---|---|---|
Basic | 1GB | $6 | "Testing waters" 🌊 |
Boost | 4GB | $29 | Heavy lifting 🏋️ |
Final Take
- Vultr: Cheap thrills, if you stay under radar. Score: 7/10 ⭐⭐
- Kamatera: Muscle for $$, patience required. Score: 8/10 ⭐⭐⭐
When to Pick:
- Need quick deploy + low $$? Vultr.
- Got time + need power? Kamatera.
Bottom line: Neither’s perfect—but both beat shared hosting 😉.
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